By Alex Wellen

'Lovesick' + Why did you get married = Ben & Jerry's?

In a dramatic move and a sign of the times, I've decided to shift this conversation to Facebook and the occasional tweet. Who has time to blog when you can micro-blog.  Who has time to micro-blog when one letter is enough to capture your state of mind at any given snapshot in time.  "R."

Until I change my mind again, this blog will largely serve as a Barman archive. 

For the latest updates on Lovesick: A Novel, please become a Facebook fan. If you are anti-Facebook -- and I can totally respect that -- you can visit AlexWellen.com or sign up for my mailing list.  We've relaunched the site, and there you'll find reviews, events, interviews, and Lovesick: The Game.

And if you happen to read this before July 24, 2009, be sure to submit your "Why did you get married?" story to the Lovesick Giveaway.  It'll only take you a few minutes to enter, and you could win a three-month supply of Ben Jerry's ice cream  along with other exciting prizes!

P.S. A couple of years back, I had a catastrophic, heartbreaking computer crash and lost most of my Barman contacts, including all the email addresses attached to the kind words posted below.  If you stumble upon this site again, please reconnect with me on Facebook or Twitter, at AlexWellen.com or via email.  See you on the other side of these URLs.

Let's Talk Live on 'Lovesick'

Here is the segment we did on Monday, July 6, 2009. Double-click on the screen to start the video and click once to stop it. Took me a few tries to figure out, too:

Is this thing on?

For my eleventh birthday, my parents gave me a diary. It screamed masculinity in 1981. Trust me. Cream-color leatherette with a brown sketch of a baby seal on the front and a gold lock to ensure the pages remain private. I made all the entries with a blue Bic pen, in cursive, and wrote at a ferocious rate. As the end of the page approached, I desperately searched my vocabulary for shorter words, for space in the margins, squishing together the letters.  The pages weren't long enough to capture flashes of brilliance like this very first entry: 

Today was my 11th birthday and alls [sic] well that ends well.  First of all I invited 9 people but only 8 came but eight is alot [sic]. 

(Just so you know: they didn't have punctuation in the early 80s.) As time passed, the entries became shorter and more infrequent.  I went from daily to weekly to monthly to rarely.  Six months passed, and finally this single, one-line entry:

Today my parents were good to me.

Years later, anthropologists would conclude that my parents chained me to the dryer in the basement, but on September 8, 1981, something compelled them to show some mercy.

Well-over 120,000 new blogs are created every day.  But of the 133 million blogs on the planet, I wonder how many peter out not so unlike this one did two years ago? What do you say I give this schtick another whirl?

Dear Diary:

It's been nearly three decades since I've written you.  A lot has happened. 

Today my eight-month-old son was good to me. Oh, and did I mention I have a second book coming out in two months? (pictured to the right) 

But more about that later. 

If you're looking for information on LOVESICK, here it is, short and sweet.

CaroleWellen.com Launches

The wait is over.

Artist Carole Wellen's site has officially launched. If you have a moment, please take a look at some of the extraordinary work that spans more than 30 years.

For more information about the artist, gallery showings, or to obtain a CD copy of her entire collection please don't hesitate to contact us. 

A variety of postcards are available as well, including the one to the left.

That's the "Sphere It"

Every day it seems like some new Web 2.0 company is launching a fresh way to share your content.  I devoured del.icio.us. I dug Digg.  Even toyed with twitter.  But the one that really wowed me was sphere. I had to have it. Lo and behold, it arrived today in my inbox.  Joy. 

Getting it online was just a matter of setting up a FeedBurner account, selecting my feed, optimizing my tab, adding a new flare box, entering the pertinent URL, dropping down a menu, connecting my TypePad feed to FeedBurner, and checking the "FeedFlare" box.  What did I just say?  "Adding FeedFlare to your blog couldn’t be easier!" (exact quote at the top of the instructions).

Give it whirl.  Check out some of the previous posts on this blog and click on the "Sphere: Related Content" links.  Pretty slick stuff.

The New Yorker Caption Contest

A small miracle.  Many thanks to those who voted in the New Yorker Caption Contest.

What Employers REALLY Think

The investigative feature appears in this Sunday's Education Life section of the The New York Times. 
 

Cooking the Books?

And you thought law students were cutthroat. How can some school administrators manipulate their U.S. News rankings? I spent the last six months investigating that very story for the New York Times. If you're interested in learning how some schools are able to inflate their national standings, you can find the story, The $8.78 Million Maneuver, in this Sunday's Education Life section. Prospective students looking for a more comprehensive look at any one particular law school may find the sidebar helpful, Where to Find the Whole Truth. What do you think of the games? Fair play or unethical?  What's the solution?  Who's at fault?  I welcome your feedback below or by email. As always, thanks for reading.

What Do You Want to Be?

On Friday, May 13, 2005, I was invited to speak at Carleton College, a breathtaking private liberal arts college in Northfield, Minnesota, as part of their weekly convocation series. The program's stated goal: "provoke thinking and promote discussion outside the classroom on a broad range of subjects." The title of my presentation, based in part on Barman, was "What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" Here's a flyer, if you're curious.  The website has kindly posted an audio link. It's a 40-minute speech. You may wish to skip the three-minute introduction.  (You may wish to skip it altogether).  Highlights include:

03:09    My credit card number          
09:02    You never know 
24:22    The "Hungry Years" 
27:55    Finding a champion               
28:33    "The Wall of Pain"
30:22    Being shameless                   
32:58    Interviewing tips
34:23    Naysayers                              
35:16    Mentors

Thanks for listening and I welcome your feedback.

I Could Relate

Dear Mr. Wellen:

I'm sure you probably get a lot of emails from your book signings, but here goes: I purchased your book when you spoke to my law school (Touro Law, Tier 4) back in October and only now have I had the time to sit down and read it. I just finished Barman and I thoroughly enjoyed it, I could relate to practically all of your experiences- especially the Tier distinctions and the attraction to a legal career in New York.

Sincerely,
Eric
Touro Law

Scares Me to Death

Mr Wellen:

I just read your book and along with your signature, you added a note to let you know how I liked the story: (1) The Bar now officially scares me to death. As a slacker night student, I've faked my way through 3 years of law school. (2) Great story. Great narrative. It is a much better resource than "1L." It's a hell of a thing to open your life and your family like that. I give you credit. My brother and I are both techies, video production teachers - high school level, and we can certainly relate. We actually used to watch your show. Just wanted to drop you a line. We liked the local flavor, since we are South Jersey lifers. How about a book about the TV business?

Thanks for the story.

Greg
Rutgers Law School

No Guarantees

Alex:

A friend of mine sent me your book, and I wanted to drop you a line to let you know how much I enjoyed it.  I graduated from the University of Virginia in 2002, and experienced the same 2-month-long panic attack the summer I studied for the CA bar.  I've been with a big firm in San Francisco for the last couple of years, so I could also relate to your big firm woes, especially being berated for your (over)use of LEXIS. 

However, while I certainly found the humor in your "Tier I" vs. every other law school theme, I have to say that many of the successful attorneys in my firm went to small law schools and have had outstanding careers.  While I think attending a well-known university does widen your interviewing opportunities, it certainly does not guarantee you a successful career.  Neither does attending a smaller school mean you will constantly be playing catch-up.

Good luck in your non-legal career. 

Take care,
Drew

Took A Chance

Dear Alex:

I just read your book and I really enjoyed it. I was in Borders Bookstore a few days ago, looking for trial technique books and noticed "Barman" on one of the shelves. I read the back cover, thought it sounded interesting, and decided to take a chance. I'm glad I did.

Just like you I attended a tier two law school, American University, which is in Washington, DC. Unlike you, I didn't make law review or even come close to it.  It was great reading about your experience in taking the bar exam though and even renovating that loft you rented. I don't even think I would even want to know how much money you actually spent on that place.

Congratulations as well on your post-law career. It defintely took some courage to walk away from such a prestigous position, but good for you. Anyway, I just wanted to write a quick email letting you know I really enjoyed the book. I'm sure the Oracle and the Optimist must be very proud. I will look forward to reading your follow-up in the future.

Best of luck,
Kyle

Gut-Wrenching, Hysterical Time

Alex

I got the book Friday and read it over the weekend- could NOT put it down! What a gut-wrenching, hysterical timetrip you took me on! I swear I've had just about every single experience (or, the female/Southern equivalent thereof) you write about, down to the "oh dear god what did I just say on this plane to this total freaking stranger?!" panic attack.

Great stuff!! I've recommended it to some good friends. Thanks for the trip down memory lane - looking forward to your next work!

Sheryl

Required Reading

Hello:

I am reading your book for my AMS 205 class at the University of Alabama. So far I am really enjoying the book (on page 215) and I look forward to finding out what happens next. This morning my professor, Dr. Adrian, informed the class that you had called her because we are reading your book for our class, Working Lives. This week we have had very good discussions about professions, especially the law, and more specifically your book. I hope you will get a chance to talk to Dr. Adrian about our class and hopefully visit if you are able to.

P.S. Would I be able to purchase your slip on ping-pong paddle? (HA)

Frightfully Funny

Mr. Wellen,

Your book was fantastic!!!  I just graduated from Seton Hall and almost died of fright the weekend before the NY & NJ bar exams.  You are also frightfully funny.   Great job!  

Medea

Love the Agnst

Alex:

I just finished Barman, almost reading it nonstop. Congratulations on an excellent book! I love the writing style, the humor, and the angst you went through. Thanks for taking the time to share that, I know it must have been quite a bit of work to write.The book got me all pumped up to take the bar exam, but I won't finish law school until December 2005. I am 2.5 semesters done with 2.5 semesters to go. I am on the 2.5 year plan.

Thank you very much for the book, I have enjoyed it thoroughly.

Russ

Eye-Opening

Mr. Wellen, Esq.,

I have just finished reading your book and I am left in awe of how familiar the story is...or how familiar it could it be. I am currently an undergraduate at Boston University. As a political science major I have, and since high school have had, every intention on attending law school. I am from Long Island, New York and am very familiar with the high-powered, big-shot lifestyle you speak about. It was so nice to read an author with a familiar attitude, from a familiar place, and with a familiar goal. I have vacationed in Long Beach Island, watched the NYC attorneys rush through Penn Station, and I hope for the prestige and perks of becoming a New York attorney. I'm a terrible overachiever, but due to those dreaded standardized tests I have been unable to secure a place in the world of Tier One. Although BU sits on the brink of that coveted ranking, I used to think that despite all of my past achievement and outstanding performance, in a way I hadn't succeded. The Tier's as a categorizing factor can do that. I'm a sophmore now and could not be happier where I am. But at eighteen years old I am young, eager and hopeful. Oh, and ignorant as well. Your book opened my eyes to many things I would not have expected. It has also inspired me by proving that you don't have to be "Ivy League" to do well. I write to you as a fan and as someone who, before even picking up this book, had his sights set on experiencing much of what was written. I never read for pleasure during the academic year, but I picked up Barman at my school's bookstore after it was advertised in the school's daily newspaper. It is that reason why I am so happy that I was able to learn about your experiences with family, the law, women, school, tests and life in general. In short, in my pursuit for the perfect job with the perfect apartment and the perfect clothes, parties, and friends, I will always keep in mind the journey of Alex Wellen.

Fondly,
Phil

Amusing Pep Talk

Hi Alex,
I had to get to class immediately after your talk today, but I just wanted to let you know that I found myself relating very much to your stories, and the talk itself was highly amusing! Thanks for the anecdotes and the "pep-talk". Good luck with your show and upcoming book!

Sincerely,
Libby
Seton Hall Law

Rite of Passage

Alex,

I attended your talk at the UT Law School today.  I ran out and got a copy.  I can't tell you how much I enjoyed reading it.  You really have a gift, and your talk today was wonderful.  I genuinely took a lot of what you said to heart.  I felt like you could insert art history, or any other field of graduate study, in for law school and it applied perfectly.  On Friday I am having my colloquium, which I guess is our rite of passage.  In the midst of the chaos of last minute preparations it is so nice to be reminded that if my thesis topic is rejected it is not a reflection of me as a person and I won't let it define who I am.  Thank you again for sharing your humor and your inspiring words.  I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay here in Austin.  And of course, I hope that you consider writing a sequel in the near future.

Best,
Jill

Happiness Isn't the Goal

Alex,

Thank you for writing such a wonderful and entertaining book. Like thousands of others, I too am going through the constant pondering if law school is what I want to do. I just finished up my MBA and feel that law school is my only source for validation. Your book has inspired me to do some serious soul searching before I make such a decision. The most profound sentence in the book, which I will carry with me always, was when you quoted your mother in saying "Happiness shouldn’t be your goal, but you should find it along the way." Sorry that what started out to be acclamation for a great book has turned into a "Dear Abby" column. Thank you for your wisdom and insight and I wish you all the best in the future.

Sincerely,          
Joe

Struggle

This book is positively mesmerizing. I think that you will find it to be quite difficult to put down once you begin to read it. Alex Wellen has a very down-to-earth writing style and his words have the effect of drawing you seamlessly into his story. Anyone who has ever struggled through the challenges and self-doubt that are the stepping stones to achieving a hard-earned goal will find common ground with this story -- and that accounts for most of us. Wellen has blended passion, humor, and angst into his story, and I suspect that the harmony which he achieves in this eclectic mixture of emotions is no less the product of his skillful writing as it is a reflection of his own true self. This is one of those rare books which finds you rushing to get to the conclusion but a little sad when you finally reach it because you find that you have become attached to the characters. I highly recommend it.

J. Alexander
Duquesne Law

Like Watching Paint Dry

Hey Alex,

I really admire what you have done.  Sometimes you go out to these law school events and it’s like watching paint dry.  This wasn’t the case at your book promo – it was entertaining.  Man, some of the things you said I know exactly what you mean.  Being shameless and vigilant, that just rings in my head. 

Francis
Temple Law

Barman is Therapy

Alex:  I just finished reading Barman, which I bought after your Temple luncheon presentation this past Thursday.  Thank you for making such a humorous literary contribution to the universe.  You write with the wit of David Sedaris and Bill Bryson, whom I love.  (If you are not familiar with their works, then get familiar).  Barman was almost as funny as my Torts textbook (picturing a woman getting caught in an automatic door is too hilarious).  Reading Barman was also very therapeutic. 

Thank you,

Elysia
Temple Law

Your Place in the Universe

I just read "Barman".  You asked for feedback when you gave your talk at Pace Law, so here goes;  It was good.  I laughed out loud once (VERY rare) and I cried once too (not quite as rare since I started law school).  I really felt your pain when Madison read you the riot act (or whatever malapropism you might prefer to insert).  So honest and gut-wrenching.  

It was quite a lovely story set in such a sucky circumstance.  Your family is inspiring and Mike really must think you a rock star! (what better accolade from a younger sibling?).  My only critique is that I never found out what happened with "the Optimist's" job search.  What gives?  Please tell me he found something and that it was good and he felt accomplished and recognized even if you have to lie.

Thanks for the entertaining read (in lieu of outlining Fed. Income Tax), the tips on the NY Bar, and the realization that becoming an attorney CANNOT dictate my "place in the universe" 

Thanks again,

Barbara

What the?

What sort of blog is this?  Really.  I mean, the last time you updated this site was September 14th.  September 14th, dear god, man! Ridiculous. Alex, haven't you the foggiest idea how a blog works? You see, the idea is that you write on it every day or thereabouts, and over time, you generate an audience, a dialogue of sorts. But no, not you.  You write something every three or four months and expect us to be faithful. Well, phooey, I tell you!  Phooey.

I figured that I'd just say what we're both thinking. Now that I've got that out of our system, we can get back to businesss. Please accept my deepest apologies for my MIA status.  The BARMAN paperback tour has kept me busy.  I was invited to speak at the following schools in September, October, and November: Pace University, Valparaiso University, University of Pittsburgh, Touro University, Temple University, Seton Hall University, Santa Clara University, Rutgers-Newark University, Rutgers-Camden University, New England School of Law, Duquesne University, Chicago-Kent College of Law, Boston University, and Alvernia College. 

Now that I'm home, I will endeavor to do a better job with this blog.  In the meantime, I will post some of the feedback that I've received along the BARMAN way.  Stay tuned.  Warm regards, Alex.

Remarkable Blogs

Two worth adding to your daily blog journey:

The first is The Republic of T. This prolific blogger offers incisive commentary on everything imaginable. He kindly reviews BARMAN here.

The second is the Tech Law Advisor. On his blog, Kevin Hiller publishes reams of crucial info and commentary on intellectual property law, technology, and the Internet. How much more could I have in common with this fella. We both graduated from Rutgers, then there was law school, IP Law, and our full appreciation for Ping-Pong.

Off the Hook

How was the Barman Paperback Launch Party? Thank you for asking. A wonderful time was had by all. We held the event at the RX Gallery. This remarkable loft space is hidden away in the Tenderloin, easily the most dangerous part of San Francisco. I anticipated about 200 people, but reduced that number by about ten-percent or 20 people in the event of carjackings or other first-degree felonies. Conceiveably, BARMAN could have turned out to be the most expensive paperback ever sold: Approximately $260 (i.e., $10 for the book and $250 for the car/theft deductible to insurance).

The first step was getting past this man safely. Once inside, the lovely and talented Martha, greeted guests with door prizes that included books, Candy Barmen, and/or drinks. Hundreds gathered to take in the music and flirt. I couldn't have thrown the party without party planner extraordinaire, Tracey Gold (on the right), and the little misses, Kris (on the left).

Lawyers Are Funny

Do you want proof? Queen of the blawgers Denise Howell makes the case on The Industry Standard.

And you don't have to be an attorney to laugh at lawyers. Just ask glamorous star Sarah Lane.

Free Candy You Say?

Yeah, that's all I need, you, all hopped up on sugar. If you'd like one of these coveted Candy Barmen, drop by the party this Thursday (details below). Otherwise, drop me an email and we'll talk.

That's the Ticket!

Now here's something you don't ordinarily associate with a book:

I have a limited number of tickets. If you live in San Francisco and want one, feel free to email me.

Barman Book Party Invitation

On SEPTEMBER 9th, I'm having a paperback book release party and I'd like you to attend. Please join us for a no-holds-barred experience unlike any other book release party you've ever attended, bar none. Click here for a proper invitation. Be sure to PRINT and BRING IT with you for your "bar-oriented door prize."

If you prefer the details quick and dirty, then here:

BARMAN BOOK LAUNCH PARTY
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 9TH 2004
RX GALLERY: 132 Eddy St, SF CA 7-10pm
Visuals by Blasthaus
DJ Music by Nicholas Baker
Door Prizes

See you on Thursday!

Critics Proclaim: Paperback is Far Superior

For the BARMAN paperback, we worked out all the kinks from the hardcover. No more typos, better grammar, more suspense, richer characters, quirkier situations, more pages, alternative endings, outtakes, a preview of future writing projects, hidden Easter eggs, and an audio track with author's commentary.

Here are another three reasons why the paperback quite simply trumps the hardcover:

(1) The packaging: The cover is glossy, vibrant, and fun, and the book is compact,

(2) The paperback contains images of the innovative table tennis paddle that started it all, and

(3) If you buy the BARMAN paperback on amazon.com between August 24th and the 31st, I'll send you a free Candy Barman. (Legal Disclaimer: While supplies last and reasonably doctored-up proof of purchase required.)

Ping-Pong Paddle of the Future

The story of BARMAN revolves around an innovative table tennis paddle that I invented back in college. Were you ever able to secure the rights to the patent? I'm frequently asked. Or rather, I'm occasionally asked. Someone asked me once. Yes, I did. Patent Number 5,549,294 was born on August 27, 1996. Here is the first page of the eleven page patent:

If you want a closer look, the publisher has reproduced a copy of the patent in the new BARMAN paperback. Also, if you have questions about the invention process, please don't hesitate to email me.

For A Limited Time Only

If you buy the paperback on amazon.com between August 24th and the 31st, I'll send you a free Candy Barman. Just email me. (Legal disclaimer: While supplies last. Reasonably doctored-up proof of purchase required.)

Law Review: What's the Point?

The answer, dear friends? I yield to the wisest person in the industry.

Law: What Is It Good For?

That's the name of my law school speech. You can find more information about that speech here (Just click on the "N" in BARMAN). Or email me. Here's some of the text from the speaking engagement literature:

Based in part on his critically acclaimed non-fiction book, BARMAN: Ping-Pong, Pathos, and Passing the Bar (Random House Paperback, August 24, 2004), Wellen’s speech targets and emboldens law students seeking advice on what it takes to become an attorney, undergo the bar exam, and pursue both traditional and alternative careers.

Topics include:
• What’s in a law school ranking?
• How does participation in journal writing, moot court, trial team, internships, teaching, and student government contribute to a legal career?
• What are some of the ins and outs of the interviewing process?
• What are the 400,000 US lawyers not involved in private practice doing?
• How is a law degree the foundation for any professional career?
• What are the realities/challenges young attorneys face at large firms?
• Discussion of non-traditional careers and first-hand experience re among others: television production and newsmagazines, television legal dramas, print journalism and investigative reporting, defense attorneys & prosecutors, small businesses, in-house counsel, publishing & authors, dot-com businesses, and new alternative dispute resolution mechanisms.

Click below for a list of schools visited last fall and some additional topics covered.

Completely Petrified

Mr. Wellen,

I recently graduated from Syracuse University College of Law (Tier 2, when I was accepted). I was given your book as a gift and read it in about a day. Loved it. Very funny, poignant, the works. I am currently studying for the Ohio Bar, and, to be honest I am completely petrified. So it goes. I was also a member of the Law Review and am joining a fairly large firm in Cleveland, Ohio (90 plus attorneys). I also love Bob Feinberg. Anyway, loved the book. Take care.

Gwenless,
Kent

Nine Points...

Hello Alex,

Thanks for signing my copy of Barman, and for writing such a wonderful book! It really did bring back all the crazy memories of the bar. As you may or may not know, I failed the California Bar repeatedly before going off to Colorado and passing on the first try. What a nightmare! I failed by 9 points out of 2000. Still not really sure why, but I think part of it was just burnout from law school and the fact that I really didn't want to be a lawyer. Still, it was weird to fail something for the first time since grade school.

Kind regards,
Alex

What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?

That's the title of my college speech.

Here's the basic text from the back of the flyer:

In 1996, Alex Wellen invented (and patented) a unique table-tennis paddle that would take him on a seven-year journey with jobs in engineering, law, investigative journalism, business, television production, on-air reporting, documentary filmmaking, technology, screenwriting, and book publishing. Based on entertaining anecdotes, extensive interviews, concrete advice, and his critically acclaimed book BARMAN, Wellen's college speech reveals the keys to indentifying your own table-tennis paddle and methods to securing your dream job. Discover new ways to network, tap alumni, interview, gain access to the job decision-makers, overcome school-ranking stigmas, and leverage on career for another.

A closer look? Here's a link to the full flyer. And click here if you want more information about the speaking engagement. If you'd like me to visit your college, please email Jayne or Kevin at CIA Speakers or call them at 1-800-842-2179.

Barman Part II: "The Paperback"

Where have you been? It's a good question. I respect you for asking it. What kind of self-respecting blogger doesn't write anything for more than two months? I apologize. No excuses. I've been remiss and I promise to make it up to you. If it helps, I've spent the summer working on a new novel. More on that soon. As for Barman Part Deux, here's the latest:

1. The Paperback: The release date was originally slated for October 26th, but my publisher decided to move it up to August 24th in order to coincide with the new school semester. People frequently ask me how the hardcover did. Another good question, you're on a roll. Random House says it did well and instead of doing another hardcover printing, it made sense to go with an earlier paperback release.

2. Speaking: Starting in mid-September, I will be speaking at various law schools and colleges around the country. The title of the college speech is "What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?" The law school speech is "Law: What is it Good For?" I'll post my schedule once it's set in stone. If you're interested in having me visit, you can find more information about the college speech here, and more information about the law school speech here (Just click on the "N" in BARMAN). Or email me.

3. Party: I'm aiming for the shindig to be, as the kids say, "off the hook." San Francisco, Barman Paperback Party, September 9th. Mark your calendar. Door prizes!

You Can't Handle the Truth

Two recents emails re BARMAN from kind readers:

Just finished reading your book and wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed it. It really gave me a better understanding of what it is like being an attorney, and I found it written in a humorous style. Thanks for the pleasure it gave me. Sincerely, Ted.

I was telling someone earlier today, I think you should read this book at least three times. Once before law school; again after you take the bar; and then again after you have been out in practice for a few years. It is such a great book. Regards, Brent.

Coming of Age in Big City

Amazon.com Reviewer: Ethan Watters from San Francisco, CA United States:

"Barman is a fantastically fun and smart book about how it feels to come of age in the city. Wellen had the courage to break the mold of such tales. Where others have found only anomy and pathos, Wellen finds humor and hope. He doesn't ask for our sympathy when his younger self runs afoul of those ubiquitous characters from early adulthood: the evil landlord, the unstable girlfriend, the intimidating boss. He encourages us to remember what good times those were. Bright Lights, Big City be damned. Barman gets it right."

The American Law School Experience

Amazon.com Reviewer: kate woods from Philadelphia, PA USA:

"Alex Wellen has captured the American Law School Experience. More than that - Alex has written a compelling modern coming-of-age tale. This is a must read for anyone in law school, considering law school, and anyone who just wants to enjoy themselves immersed in a good book! Laugh endlessly while reflecting on the greater meaning of life. Discover that the end is worth the journey, and the journey doesn't always end where you think it will."

A Great Primer

Amazon.com Reviewer: A reader from Moscow Russian Federation:

"A great primer for anyone of any age contemplating law school or preparing for the Bar. A great read--one you will pass on, again and again. Buy this book!"

Five Types!

Amazon.com Reviewer: Joseph F. McKenna III from Los Angeles, CA USA:

"FIVE (5) TYPES of people should absolutely purchase BARMAN: 1) ASPIRING law school students; 2) CURRENT law school students; 3) ANYONE who has ever taken a bar exam and enjoys a good laugh, or cry; 4) ATTORNEYS who would enjoy reminiscing about the beginnings of their legal careers; 5) LAW PROFESSORS so that they may reaquaint themselves with this painful and at times absurd process. If you don't fall into any one of the FIVE TYPES above but know someone who does buy it for them- it's a great primer for the legal wannabe.

BARMAN is funny, honest, and best of all accurate in its portrayal of typical law school life and the birthing process of "baby" lawyers via the bar exam. The best part of the story is that the author's experiences are "par for the course" when it comes to the majority of law school students. Wellen attended a good but not "great" law school. Readers will relate to Wellen's story because most of us did not get into our "dream" school. What unfolds in BARMAN is a story that 98% of law school types will immediately recognize as true. That is why BARMAN will endure as recommended reading for those who think that they want to become a lawyer."

Heartfelt Take on Life

Amazon.com Reviewer: Ross Greenman from San Francisco, CA United States:

"I've read basically every major law school book (1L, Anarchy and Elegance, Planet Law School etc.) and this is my favorite. It's the most real. Alex Wellen has a refreshing and inspiring take on law school and life as a new associate. It's also pretty damn funny (I actually read some parts out loud to my mother and girlfriend and they were really cracking up). It's easy to get jaded vert quickly by law school and the early stages of the job process and this book is a must read for anyone in need of a good laugh about the lunacy of the whole experience."

Joy of Victory, Agony of Defeat

Amazon.com Reviewer: Sarah F Hill from Newark, NJ United States:

"In a matter of a few hundred pages, Wellen takes the reader through the turbulent experience that is the decision to apply to law school, the intense preparation required for the bar exam, and finally, the practice of law. But what I enjoyed most, was that the perspective does not remain focused on our sarcastic, frustrated protagonist, but shifts to reveal the complex reactions of those non-lawyers supporting him along the way. You don't have to be an attorney to love this book. But if you are, you will absolutely find a piece of yourself inside, most likely viewed from a more uplifting, albeit bittersweet, point of view."

Paper Chase Meets One L

Amazon.com Reviewer: bstone6 from Centralia, IL:

"There comes a time in the education of all law school students when they ask themselves: is it too late to fake my death, change names and become a janitor? Alex Wellen's BARMAN perfectly captures the soul-sucking process that precipitates this question. In his very funny memoir, Wellen recounts dealing with the quiet humiliations of attending a second tier law school, scoring a demeaning summer internship, cramming for the New York bar exam and landing his First Big Job-- sorting through documents in a stuffy room without windows. A dash of "Sex in the City" is woven throughout as well, as Wellen grapples with the challenges of building relationships and a professional identity at the same time. Most of all, this is an awfully well-rounded coming of age tale that will appeal to everyone, but particularly to anyone mulling a legal career. Proceed not lest ye read this book!"

Been There Done That

This week's theme on the Philadelphia NPR (WHYY 91FM) program, "Been There Done That" was "Raising the Bar." Host-writer Marty Goldensohn invited me to participate in a program that "weaves interviews, features, audio essays, commentaries and field recordings into a lively, witty, informative and entertaining one hour program."

Curious what it's like to walk into the New York Bar Exam? Click here.
The interview starts at 20 minutes, 33 seconds. As always, thanks for listening.

P.S., the interview with the top-ranked competitive eater, Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas is an absolute riot. Last week in New Orleans, she broke a record. Sonya ate 36 dozen oysters (432) in ten minutes. She's 99 pounds. You can find that outrageous interview at 46 minutes, 38 seconds. Click here.